Turns out Kieran does come through when you need him. Just not always in the way you want him to.
Today's comic was co-written by the real-life Kieran, featuring some lyrics he came up with especially for this strip. I never really figured out (or learned) the best way to put an entire verse of rap into comic bubbles, so I hope it flows properly. Meanwhile, I'm gonna pop said lyrics below for your amusement.
You turned up wit no invitation, No one asked you, you're an imitation, She the real deal you're an overpriced hack, So back the hell up, take a few steps back, And realise your oversteppin' your strip, You never heard a' boundries, you gotta get a grip, And slide on back to your trailer park bitch, Better hitch a ride cause the end's comin' up quick, This ain't a friendship, she ain't yours, she's his You got no privilege, so it's time to face facts, And get right back to the somethin' like that.