People, it is a comic. Henceforth, be glad and rejoice, for life is awesome. Not unlike donuts lightly dusted in icing sugar and dipped in smooth, creamy chocolate.
The Kieran song totally existed in real life, btw. Me and Scotty sung a very bad rendition of it for Kieran's wedding video. It is sung to the tune of Thirsty Merc's In the Summertime (The first verse and pre-chorus, to be exact). They're an Aussie band, so if you don't know them, look 'em up or something. We did adapt the entire song, but it's way past my bedtime, so I won't be writing out the lyrics for you. Not tonight. Sorry.